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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 21, 2006 19:47:03 GMT -5
How much pitch would a pitchfork fork, if a pitchfork could fork pitch? How much rip would a riptide tide, if a riptide could tide rip?
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Post by NightStarFairy on Jun 21, 2006 20:10:15 GMT -5
How much candy would a candy bar bar if a candy bar could bar candy.
How many beads would a bead ring ring of a bead ring could ring beads.
How much tooth would a tooth paste paste of a tooth paste could past teeth.
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 21, 2006 23:34:16 GMT -5
Why would a candy bar bar candy?
I did these in class instead of my usual nap. If I did any you've already done, just tell me and I'll take 'em off. Enjoy!
How much riff would a riff-raff raff, if a riff-raff could raff riff? How much dog would a dogma ma, if a dogma could ma dog? How much lady would a ladybug bug, if a ladybug could bug lady? How much stop would a stopsign sign, if a stopsign could sign stop? How much pika would a Pikachu chew, if a Pikachu could chew pika? How much lamp would a lampstand stand, if a lampstand could stand lamp? How much memory would a memory card card, if a memory card could card memory? How much camp would a campground ground, if a campground could ground camp? How much junk would a junkyard yard, if a junkyard could yard junk? How much place would a placemat mat, if a placemat could mat place. How much soap would a soapbox box, if a soapbox could box soap? How much box would a boxcar car, if a boxcar could car box? How much land would a landfill fill, if a landfill could fill land? How much can would a cancan can, if a cancan could can can? How much sub would a subpar par, if a subpar could par sub?
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Post by NightStarFairy on Jun 23, 2006 13:50:57 GMT -5
How much rubber would a rubber band band if a rubber band could band rubber?
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Post by The Deecho on Jun 23, 2006 14:11:03 GMT -5
Oh. Notebook is taken? So it is. Well then, I feel obligated to justify my right to remain in the presence of worthy woodchuckers.
Ahem.
How much donald would a donald duck duck if a donald duck could duck donald?
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 23, 2006 14:31:52 GMT -5
How much S would an eschew shoe, if a eschew could shoe S?
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Post by Dark Icelord on Jun 23, 2006 15:18:04 GMT -5
No offense to anybody but almost none of these make any sense. I would like to see some of these that actually make sense. I mean what is or supposed to mean? This is madness.
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 24, 2006 13:29:37 GMT -5
Fine, you want the occasional sensible one? Here you go.
How much foot would a footpump pump, if a footpump could pump foot?
Happy now?
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Post by NightStarFairy on Jun 24, 2006 14:16:09 GMT -5
This one doesn't really make sense.
How much message would a insent message message if a insent message could message instanly.
lol, that was really stupid, and I can't spell...
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 24, 2006 14:19:58 GMT -5
Well, you broke the rules for one: It's "How much instant". And there's a spellcheck in the reply tools if you need it. This gave me an idea, though.
How much oat would oatmeal meal, if oatmeal could meal oat.
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Post by NightStarFairy on Jun 24, 2006 14:28:19 GMT -5
How much peanut would a peanut butter butter if a peanut butter could butter peanuts.
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Post by The Deecho on Jun 24, 2006 14:38:16 GMT -5
Well, you broke the rules for one: It's "How much instant". And there's a spellcheck in the reply tools if you need it. This gave me an idea, though. How much oat would oatmeal meal, if oatmeal could meal oat. How, pray tell, did INSTANT MESSAGING ever make you think of OATMEAL??!! Baffling, truly. Now to stay on topic..... How much book would a book cover cover if a book cover could cover books?
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 24, 2006 15:12:51 GMT -5
Well, you broke the rules for one: It's "How much instant". And there's a spellcheck in the reply tools if you need it. This gave me an idea, though. How much oat would oatmeal meal, if oatmeal could meal oat. How, pray tell, did INSTANT MESSAGING ever make you think of OATMEAL??!! Baffling, truly. It's quite simple, really. And I'm surprised your clever little mind hadn't unwrapped this enigma. Haven't you ever heard of instant oatmeal? Now back to woodchucking. How much chuck would a Chuck Norris Norris, if a Chuck Norris could Norris chuck? Yeah, that was bad, but it had to be done. How much cant would a cantelope elope, if a cantelope could elope cant? How much play would a play day day, if a playday could day play?
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Post by NightStarFairy on Jun 25, 2006 0:05:05 GMT -5
How much ear would a ear ring ring if a ear ring could ring ears.
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Post by Dragondrake on Jun 25, 2006 2:47:25 GMT -5
Ringing ears, I like it.
How much inch would an inchworm worm, if an inchworm could worm inch? How much school would a schoolwork work, if a schoolwork could work school? How much knick would a knickknack knack, if a knickknack could knack knick? How much time would a timeout out, if a timeout could out time? How much left would a left field field, if a left field could field left? How much net would a network work, if a network could work net? How much card would a cardboard board, if a cardboard could board card?
Here's a few video game based ones:
How much mushroom would a mushroom block block, if a mushroom block could block mushrooms? How much dig would a Digdug dug, if a Digdug could dug dig? How much Pac would a Pacdot dot, if a Pacdot could dot Pac? How much net would a Nethack hack, if a Nethack could hack net? How much 1 would a 1-Up up, if a 1-Up could up 1? How much animal would an Animal Crossing cross, if an Animal Crossing could cross animal? How much harvest would a Harvest Moon moon, if a Harvest Moon could moon harvest?
...and my personal favourite:
How much base; your All your base to us belongs, if all your base are belong to us?
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