You coulda done better than that. (Oh, yeah. Congrats NightStarFairy on several perfectly good Woochucks.)
And Deecho, of whose name I am not worthy to speak, at least without absolute permission and a lengthy contract: That was some great woodchucking. I think you've got me outdone. However, I'm sorry to say that "Notebook" was taken by the good lady Lil'red, no matter how badly she stated it. You probably should mod your post and either delete or replace. But for now, I need to get a good foothold into this... hmm.
THAT'S IT!
How much foot would a foothold hold, if a foothold could hold foot?
Nothing can stop me now! (Yummy pringles, I luv BBQ
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Now let me think: this first one was inspired by the last post.
How much lip would a lip gloss gloss, if a lip gloss could gloss lip?
How much knee would a kneepad pad, if a kneepad could pad knee?
Intermission with a pointless one; I'm personally sorry, this thought came to my head and I can't get it out:
How much Ronald would a Ronald Reagan Reagan, if a Ronald Reagan could Reagan Ronald?
Intermission over...
Are these taken yet?
How much jet would a jet ski ski, if a jet ski could ski jet?
How much ram would a rampart part, if a rampart could part ram?
then:
How much flint would a Flintstone stone, if a Flintstone could stone flint? (Or Barney, for that matter. I'm sorry, was that cruel?)
How much drain would a drainplug plug, if a drainplug could plug drain?
How much pork would a porcupine pine, if a porcupine could pine pork?
How much rabbit would a rabbit stew stew, if a rabbit stew could stew rabbit?
How much video would a video game game, if a video game could game video?
How much rock would a rockstar star, if a rockstar could star rock?
How much land would a landslide slide if a landslide could slide land?
How much left would a lefthand hand, if a lefthand could hand left?
How much curb would a Kirby be, if a Kirby could be curb?
I'm getting tired:
How much bad would a badguy guy, if a badguy could guy bad?
How much billa would a billabong bong, if a Billabong could bong billa?
How much God would a Godzilla zilla, if a Godzilla could zilla God?
How much king would a King Kong kong, if a King Kong could kong king?
How much red would a Redbeard beard, if a Redbeard could beard red?
How much burry would a burrito tow, if a burrito could tow burry?
And for the grand finale (I hope these aren't taken):
How much tap would a tapdance dance, if a tapdance could dance tap?
How much grade would a gradeschool school, if a gradeschool could school grade?
How much coast would a coastguard guard, if a coastguard could guard coast?
How much towel would a towelette let, if a towelette could let towel?
How much pie would a pieman man, if a pieman could man pie?
Thank you very much. You're such a lovely audience. I love you all!
But before I go, here's something I might never learn:
How much dab would a dabble bull, if a dabble could bull dab?