Who said pokemon was realistic?

[Dragondrake]

And why do all the trainers I beat give me money? Am I a service or something?

[The Dracolyte]

Wait i think your on to something, Pokemon is really a game teaching you to mug people, so obviously when you damage someones pokemon you really also damage the trainer and thats why they give you there money.....yeah it all makes sence......so why do you think you need badges to have high level pokemon follow your command, do they impress high level pokemon or something.....

[SkinnyGreenMan]

Yeah, heres another one. This one goes for a lot of video games:

A: How come you can just walk into most peoples houses and they don't seem to mind

B: How come some people's houses don't have doors

C: How come there are far more people then houses

[naughtyelf]

why do people only challenge you to a battle if you stand right in front of them? you can stand right beside them and they dont see you.

[SkinnyGreenMan]

And team rocket... They put all these guys standing around looking straight. You can sneak past them as long as you don't come in line with thier vision and they don't care that your sneaking around thier hideout.

[The Dracolyte]

And why isn't there any police or anything in this game, I mean what has the world come to when you have to rely on a kid to stop an evil group of people.

[SkinnyGreenMan]

Lol, good point. The police officers that are there spend thier time battling innocent kids lol.

[The Dracolyte]

And why can you only fly to pokemon centers, i mean you would think that your Salemence could fly somewhere other then like 8 places in the world.

[SkinnyGreenMan]

And, for that matter, how come Doduo can take you all the way from Cinnabar Island to Indigo Plateau without... dieng.

[The Dracolyte]

And what about doing something like digging with a diglett, i mean you would think that it would not make a big enough hole for you to get out of where ever you are.

[SkinnyGreenMan]

Yeah... And you don't tell it where to go; it just goes to the last poke center you healed at.

[naughtyelf]

now, why is it that your pokemon never die no matter what? your little pidgy get hit with a thunderbolt from zapdos ( just as an example) and just falls over unconsious, IT SHOULD BE DEAD!!

[The Dracolyte]

Yeah that is interesting, i mean you would think that a catterpie would die from Fissure, and yet it doesn't hmm............

[Dark Icelord]

And why is it that Psychic moves don't effect Dark Pokemon?

[SkinnyGreenMan]

And why is it moves like Rock Slide affect Ghost pokemon, but moves like Sonic Boom don't?