the naughtyelf's rhymes

[naughtyelf]

wow, who on green games doesent have a poem thread now? anyone? this has gotta end. say hello to the first RAP thread!
here is one i've been working on since...i logged onto green games about 20 minutes ago

when they see me comin through, all the boyz step aside
it gets so quiet, people askin who died
you don't know me, you better rethink your strategy,
you betta back up son before my fist meets your cavities
so next time, before you walk up on my game
i want you to think, who was the one to blame

it's a right big world out there, you gotta be prepared
for what life might throw at you
and if you ever find yourself in a fix just ask yourself
what would the elf do? (party on)

all the boys run with me, cuz i party like a rock star
i drive real fast, lookin fine in my hot car
attracts all the punks, like john connor attracts the terminator
i told you man, im the judge, jurry, and the exterminator
you boyz remind me of roaches, that what i treat you as
12 guage shotgun, now we see who actin bad.

it's a right big world out there, you gotta be prepared
for what life might throw at you
and if you ever find yourself in a fix, just ask yourself
what would the elf do? (party on)

yeah it's short, but i made it up in like 10-15 minutes so give me a little slack.

[SkinnyGreenMan]

Lol, a nice twist in the green games poetry. I'm not into rap, but that was fun to read. Good job.

[The Deecho]

I quite agree. It actually wasn't bad (and yes, that is a compliment, 'cause rap is not my thing ) Well said, and it certainly was entertaining.

[naughtyelf]

okay, it's about time i wrote a new rap, here we go!!!

i sneak up from behind, im wearing all black,
won't drive any car, i drive a cadilac,
windows all down,and sound system up
music so loud you dont hear me comin, thump!

i got lots of weapons, daggers and swords,
i got enough artillery to take out the horde, ( world of warcraft reference )
if you hear me make a sound, the end is near,
the first sound i make is the last you'll ever hear.

im a master of stealth, i poison glasses and flagons,
i like to fight monsters, i enjoy beating up magons,
i'll cut your life force, your soul i will inja,
what am i? homie G im a NINJA!!

ohhhhh, white boy got skillz right?!?
lots of references to the ask a ninja ninja in here. i know some of you will laugh your heads off at this.

[Iornor]

oooooohhhh white boy got some skillz!! but they nothin on this ...*ponders about a really really really really really REALLY good rap to destroy that one*

[SkinnyGreenMan]

A rap song about ninjas... I didn't know that ninjas drove cadilacs... But still, pretty good. Nice references to Ask A Ninja.

[The Deecho]

Heeheeheehee Quite good, I must say. And what else can I say? ........What got you into writing rap anyway? And do you actually rap out loud?

[naughtyelf]

yeah, I do rap out loud sometimes, i love kickin it freestyle!...allthough i'm not that good at making up lyrics on the spot, but it's so much fun! it's more fun if there are more people throwin down rhymes, kickin it solo can be a pain. okay, lets see if i can't lose a rhyme thats less goofy and more...rappy? okay gotta turn on some inspirational music...hmmmmm, maybe a slower rap this time? maybe something with a little soul to it? how about a psudo-love song? this should be intersting, i gotta give this a try.

oooooooooooohh, yeah, mmhhmmm.whhhooooo, yeah yeah, yeah yeah. ( random? yes, it is)

baby you look so perfect, can't get you off my mind,
everytime you come around girl, you make me feel allright,
I can't stand to see you go, walkin away the way you do,
I'd do anything baby, just to be close to you.

girl when i see you smilin, with that perfect smile,
i wanna call you up, but, my fingers just won't dial,
i'm scared to make you feel like, im comin on to strong,
but sayin nothing at all, now, that would just be wrong.

I see you all the time but, i dont even know your name,
now you see me to, girl, please don't play these games.
I don't know what this is, so i guess it must be love,
to find a girl like you, this is a blessing from above.

my feelings for you stand, ill always treat you right,
if anyone mess with you girl, you best believe we'll fight.
I can't believe my luck, to have found a girl like you,
all thats left to make this right, is for you to say you love me to.
yeah...

yup, a little out of the ordinary, if there is an ordinary for me. i'm not very ordinary really, so i guess that would make this normal?...no that can't be right, because i've never made a song like this before...oh well, anywayz yeah, thought i'd add a...umm...mushy-er touch to this thread, just for the fun of it.
also note that this song was purely from my imagination, not based on any real-life circumstances or perdiciments or any of those other big words to would make it seem like this song was based on a real-life situation.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD I STICK TO MY GOOFY RHYMES? OR HAVE A FOUND MY TRADEMARK STYLE?

[SkinnyGreenMan]

That was awesome - you don't have to stick to goofy rhymes (though those are typically good too... always gotta have the goofy...).

[naughtyelf]

Okay, I think its time for another rhyme. ( i dunno what to call these anymore, raps...songs...poems...rhymes...w/e, i'm just gunna make a new one.)
Okay, this work of art was inspired after listening to Alice Cooper-Poison on repeat for like 3 hours.


There you stand, frozen in time.
With one glance I know, I wanna make you mine.
But a second glance, reveals your intentions.
your eyes are daggers, your lips are venomous.

It's to late for me, i'm caught in your trap.
One kiss from those lips, and my willpower snaps.
You scream I scream, as the poison seeps in.
I feel your skin, needles and pins.

My energy is drained, by the venom within.
I get a taste, and crawl back again.
This can't end well, my eyes slowly close.
darkness creeps upon me, i've had a lethal dose.

Okay, here is the chorus that kinda inspired this.

I wanna love you but i better not touch.
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop.
I wanna kiss you but i want it to much.
I wanna taste you but your lips are venomous, poison.

I hear you callin and it's needles and pins.
I wanna hurt you just to hear you screamin my name.
Don't wanna touch you but your under my skin.
I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous, poison.
your poisons running through my vains, your poison.

Love that song, Alice Cooper still rocks!!! that song is like 30-35 years old.

Oh, and if anyone is wondering why i'm up at 5am, i decided to pull an all-nighter and see if I can survive a school day with no sleep. For scientific perposes...

[The Deecho]

So how much of that was your creation, and how much was not? (I've never heard the real song.)