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Books Never Written May 7, 2007 12:00:36 GMT -5

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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on May 7, 2007 12:00:36 GMT -5

This thread is for a type of joke called a Book Never Written. A book never written is basicly a book title you come up with, and then you say who it was "written" by, but the name has to have some ironic or silly meaning in regards to the title. A classic example:

Be Prepared by Justin Case (say it out loud if you don't get it)

I'm guessing Laura will have a bunch of these to post, which should provide plenty of other examples for everyone...

Last Edit: May 7, 2007 12:26:27 GMT -5 by SkinnyGreenMan

The Deecho Experienced Member Posts: 220	Books Never Written May 7, 2007 12:19:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Deecho on May 7, 2007 12:19:09 GMT -5 "Sunscreen for Dummies" by N. Casey Burnes "Working With Numbers" by I. Ken Adam "Good Beef" by Butch R. "Mending Fences" by Barb Wire "I Should Have Listened" by U. R. Wright (more later...)
	My wings will carry me away now...far, far away now....

aiedail Active Member Posts: 80	Books Never Written May 7, 2007 23:45:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aiedail on May 7, 2007 23:45:40 GMT -5 hehehe, nice ones laura!!!
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NightStarFairy Dedicated Member Posts: 670	Books Never Written May 8, 2007 23:29:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NightStarFairy on May 8, 2007 23:29:20 GMT -5 ha ha, those are good!! I had one but I forgot it...
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aiedail Active Member Posts: 80	Books Never Written May 8, 2007 23:38:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aiedail on May 8, 2007 23:38:29 GMT -5 "How to get a tan" by I. Brown
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Dark Icelord Dedicated Member Jesus Loves You Posts: 719	Books Never Written May 10, 2007 15:02:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dark Icelord on May 10, 2007 15:02:00 GMT -5 "A Guide To Flesh Golems" by Frank N. Stein
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The Dracolyte Dedicated Member You can call me... Junk! Posts: 784	Books Never Written May 10, 2007 15:23:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Dracolyte on May 10, 2007 15:23:21 GMT -5 "Resurrection Magic" by U. R. Dead "Psychos For Dummies" by I. M. Crazy

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