Post by Happy Camper on Apr 25, 2007 20:27:39 GMT -5
Basically, this is the thread to post all of your normal, short jokes. Longer jokes or more specific jokes can go in other threads.
Story Jokes are an exception, such as the "job test" or "note from a wife", they warrant their own thread.
Don't post without including a joke of your own that has not been seen before.
I'm quoting all of the current threads here, which will then be locked.
They determine who is left.
Why was the math book sad?
because it had problems!!!!!!!
;D
In response:
I'd like to retract that last statement, and replace it with "You have a years subscription."
To keep the irish from taking over the world
why are elephants large, grey, rough and hairy?
because if they were small, white, round and smooth, they'd be an Asprin!!!
ok, what do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilean!!
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP!!!
Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
"Well," the director said, "we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub."
"I get it," the visitor said, "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."
"No," The director said. "A normal person would pull the plug"
How much do pirates pay to have their ears peirced?
What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster?
Cockapoodledoo!
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What do you get when you cross a Hula Dancer with a Boxer?
Hawaiian Punch!
Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because i didn't do my homework.
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Mom: What did you do today at schoo?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But i thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That's right....
Definitions:
Going against the grain - being on a no-carb diet.
Vegetarian - Native American for "poor hunter".
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a Fsh
The privious statement is false.
Well, you see. He was standing at the bus stop, and he asked a boy to run across the street to get him some gum. The boy refused, so the man ran over himself.
Story Jokes are an exception, such as the "job test" or "note from a wife", they warrant their own thread.
Don't post without including a joke of your own that has not been seen before.
I'm quoting all of the current threads here, which will then be locked.
s said:
Wars do not determine who is right...They determine who is left.
aiedail said:
ok, alot of you have probably heard this one (kayla, chloe, alex, laura, dom...probably scott) Why was the math book sad?
because it had problems!!!!!!!
;DIn response:
admin said:
You have issues.I'd like to retract that last statement, and replace it with "You have a years subscription."
s said:
God invented whisky...To keep the irish from taking over the world
aiedail said:
ok, another joke!why are elephants large, grey, rough and hairy?
because if they were small, white, round and smooth, they'd be an Asprin!!!
aiedail said:
thank ya! i love it!! 
ok, what do you call a girl with one leg?
Ilean!!
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP!!!
nightstarfairy said:
Welp, I got some jokes and other stuff's for ya'll. Hoep you like them's. Visiting the psych ward, a man asked how doctors decide to institutionalize a patient.
"Well," the director said, "we fill a bathtub, then offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask him to empty the tub."
"I get it," the visitor said, "A normal person would use the bucket because it's the biggest."
"No," The director said. "A normal person would pull the plug"
How much do pirates pay to have their ears peirced?
s said:
Instead of the traditional one-joke-in-the-first-post, I decided to post TWO! Even though I did just get them out of a magazine...What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster?
Cockapoodledoo!
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What do you get when you cross a Hula Dancer with a Boxer?
Hawaiian Punch!
admin said:
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do?Teacher: Of course not.
Johnny: Good, because i didn't do my homework.
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Mom: What did you do today at schoo?
Mark: We did a guessing game.
Mom: But i thought you were having a math exam.
Mark: That's right....
s said:
(I see you're referring to the same magazine as me... Muahahaha)Definitions:
Going against the grain - being on a no-carb diet.
Vegetarian - Native American for "poor hunter".
s said:
I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"admin said:
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
a Fsh
s said:
The following statement is true.The privious statement is false.
s said:
Did you hear about the man who ran over himself?Well, you see. He was standing at the bus stop, and he asked a boy to run across the street to get him some gum. The boy refused, so the man ran over himself.
