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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Sept 8, 2006 14:12:38 GMT -5
Instead of the traditional one-joke-in-the-first-post, I decided to post TWO! Even though I did just get them out of a magazine...
What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster?
Cockapoodledoo!
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What do you get when you cross a Hula Dancer with a Boxer?
Hawaiian Punch!
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Post by Happy Camper on Sept 8, 2006 14:33:55 GMT -5
Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something i didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Johnny: Good, because i didn't do my homework.
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Mom: What did you do today at schoo? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But i thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That's right....
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Sept 8, 2006 14:46:24 GMT -5
(I see you're referring to the same magazine as me... Muahahaha)
Definitions:
Going against the grain - being on a no-carb diet.
Vegetarian - Native American for "poor hunter".
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Post by Happy Camper on Sept 8, 2006 15:30:49 GMT -5
(yep, we both get it...)
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Post by Happy Camper on Apr 25, 2007 20:35:03 GMT -5
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