Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Aug 21, 2007 17:10:33 GMT -5
A penny saved... Colonizes mars?
A penny saved is a penny earned
A penny earned is mostly zinc
Zinc is used to galvanize steel to prevent corrosion
Corrosion includes dissolution of ceramic materials
Ceramic materials are used in Pottery
Without Pottery, there would be no potters
If there were no potters, Harry Potter would have another name
If Harry Potter had another name, the number of T's typed on an avarage keyboard would likely be less
If we had less T's, the T key would last longer
If the T key lasted longer, global keyboard production would decrease
If global keyboard production decreased, global mouse production would likely follow
With less computer mouses, there would be less for cats to knock off the desk
Thus cats would have to find more ways of causing mischief
Such as tearing up furnature more often
If furnature was being torn up more often, furnature production would increase to meet demand
With more furnature being made, more wood would need to be produced
In order to produce more wood, we would hire more lumberjacks
More lumberjacks cut down more trees
The more trees that are cut down, the less living plants there are
The less living plants there are, the more Earth would become polluted
The more earth becomes polluted, the more the government looks for alternateives
The more the government looks for alternatives, the more money they put into colonizing Mars
And finally, the more money they put into the mars project, the sooner we will get there.
So, a penny saved helps colonize mars.
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A penny saved is a penny earned
A penny earned is mostly zinc
Zinc is used to galvanize steel to prevent corrosion
Corrosion includes dissolution of ceramic materials
Ceramic materials are used in Pottery
Without Pottery, there would be no potters
If there were no potters, Harry Potter would have another name
If Harry Potter had another name, the number of T's typed on an avarage keyboard would likely be less
If we had less T's, the T key would last longer
If the T key lasted longer, global keyboard production would decrease
If global keyboard production decreased, global mouse production would likely follow
With less computer mouses, there would be less for cats to knock off the desk
Thus cats would have to find more ways of causing mischief
Such as tearing up furnature more often
If furnature was being torn up more often, furnature production would increase to meet demand
With more furnature being made, more wood would need to be produced
In order to produce more wood, we would hire more lumberjacks
More lumberjacks cut down more trees
The more trees that are cut down, the less living plants there are
The less living plants there are, the more Earth would become polluted
The more earth becomes polluted, the more the government looks for alternateives
The more the government looks for alternatives, the more money they put into colonizing Mars
And finally, the more money they put into the mars project, the sooner we will get there.
So, a penny saved helps colonize mars.
Reply with you're own Twisted Logic chains!