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Post by egyptiankiwi on Sept 23, 2006 20:49:25 GMT -5
lol you almost had it though. Keep trying.
Hmm...well, i have some dumb ones want to hear them? well, you will anyway. (hehe)
I noticed the mold on the cheese. I snifed it and started to sneeze I held my nose, and out the thing goes. Now leave it out there if you please.
oh lol! Laura and i both made that one up.
There once was a man, Tom kinkade. And what beautiful paintings he made. Trees with green leaves, that bend in the breeze, and flowers that rest in the shade.
(only those who have heard of Thomas Kinkade will get that one)
Today i worked on our shingles. They're so hot that they made my feet tingle. I slipped and i fell, into an old well, at least there's fish with wich i can mingle.
Hehehehe oh dear. That one's silly.
As i admire my brightly lit candle, the wax dripped, and fell on my sandal i yelped as it burned, i squirmed and i turned, from now on, i'll hold steady the handle.
Rofl!!!
ok. i'm done.
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Post by NightStarFairy on Sept 24, 2006 0:01:53 GMT -5
Ha ha, good one's Kayla.
There was this Fool, and He thought he was cool. But no body really liked him. So one day he fell, On top of a bell, And that was the end of this fool.
Hm... I don't know if I did that right. and it's really dumb, lol.
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Post by egyptiankiwi on Sept 24, 2006 23:14:51 GMT -5
Remember, no more then 5 lines. The first, second, and fifth lines all have end words that rhyme with each other. (rhyme. not the same words) And the third and fourth lines are completely different rhyming words then 1, 2, 5. But keep trying. Your getting closer.
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Post by Dragondrake on Dec 18, 2006 19:00:51 GMT -5
There once was a hero from Hyrule Whose greedy opponents were real fools Aghanim's toast And Ganon's pig roast Now Zelda has taken a high rule.
Yeah, it was dumb, but I figured we needed more video gameage in our various sections.
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Post by The Deecho on Dec 28, 2006 0:35:01 GMT -5
Sometimes I just can't hold still So I bounce off the walls with great skill Ricochet and rebound Spin about, turn around And then crash on the floor in a spill
Hmmmmm. That was...interesting
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Post by Dragondrake on Dec 28, 2006 12:51:38 GMT -5
nice one Deecho, but alas, I'm far too random today to write anything good...
I like to tear sheets of paper But the pages all tend to taper Rip 'em to shreds NO, I'M NOT ON MEDS! Now, isn't that an interesting caper?
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Post by The Deecho on Dec 28, 2006 17:51:28 GMT -5
Chocolate is warm and fudgy Mudslides are slick and sludgy Either is brown but they won't both make you round Only chocolate will make you quite pudgy
Lol lol lol lol I can't believe I just wrote that. Oh my goodness.
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Dec 28, 2006 22:01:38 GMT -5
I was hungry during a tornado So I decided to buy a tomato The price was quite bad And so I was glad That I decided to buy a potato
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Post by Dragondrake on Dec 31, 2006 17:12:41 GMT -5
I'm really getting quite sick of limericks Limericks do make me quite sick The music's the same The words are the same So limericks do make me quite sick.
So HA!
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Post by The Deecho on Jan 8, 2007 21:50:46 GMT -5
Too bad that you can't make them stop they're growing like spring's healthy crop rhyming and rhyming it's all about timing So the matter you really should drop
(That was in reply to Dragondrake's, lol)
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Post by Dragondrake on Jan 12, 2007 23:53:50 GMT -5
There once was a member named Deecho But, boy! was she such a leech-O She took all the fun An' her jokes always won But still the nicest person you'll meet-cho!
Just kidding. lol
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Post by The Deecho on Jan 22, 2007 15:18:15 GMT -5
Oh dear. I'm not sure what I think of that one, Dragondrake. Just not quite sure Hmm. I guess I should put a limerick since I'm posting in the thread. Need to stay on topic, after all. Wouldn't want my post count sky-rocketing off of things that shouldn't count.... ahem. A smile reflects the inside A happiness that no one can hide That fun little grin That widens your chin And puts all your troubles aside. There we go.
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Post by The Galator on Jun 16, 2007 16:38:10 GMT -5
i wrote this limerick when i was 10
One day i found a bug It surprised me by giving me a hug It gave me a shake I fell in the lake And when i got out i sayed ugg
lol
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Post by aiedail on Jun 18, 2007 15:43:23 GMT -5
I have a bouncy red ball It gives enjoyment to all It's really my chair Or my teddy bear But so fun to roll down the hall
lol, i like this one!! (those of you who haven't been to my house for a while might not get it.)
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Post by Touchstone on Jun 18, 2007 22:45:11 GMT -5
I think that I should write a lim'rick But I can't decide what to put in it I could sit here and think Or go get a drink Nah, perhaps I should just throw a big fit
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