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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Mar 4, 2011 14:10:16 GMT -5
And then out of the murk of jello slushiness came the most fearsome creature known to man. It sprang forth from beneath the surface, announcing itself with the deceivingly giddy tune of pop goes the weasel: A white-painted clown face, eyes wide and teeth broadcasting an endless grin. It bobbed up and down supported by a spring from somewhere deep beneath the jello, striking terror (or laughter) into the hearts of everyone who saw it. The jack-in-the-box snaked through the jello with surprising speed.
"Everyone, swim! IT'S THE BOX-NESS MONSTER!"
Ben: "Cha Cha Cha!"
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Post by Dragondrake on Apr 8, 2011 20:25:13 GMT -5
Shadow looked about the attic once more and noticed a small button stuck on by a piece of gum to the bottom of the spoon stopping pedestal. The button was clearly marked "Jell-O Removal and Box-Ness Monster Sucker-Upper." He hit the button and hoses came out of each of the 5 1/2 walls, sucking up the Jell-O and Goof-Offians, while another 1/2 a hose came out of the floor and stuck to the Box-Ness's box. Soon the entire group was being sucked through the plastic hoses toward certain uncertainty.
Shadow: "Shoot, I got gum on my hand."
Ben: "Cha, cha, cha!"
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Dec 30, 2014 1:41:33 GMT -5
The plastic hoses were routed throughout the walls of the entire house. They sucked the goof-offians a few hundred miles down underground to one of the lower levels of the goof off house.
Santa's workshop.
Hundreds of elfs looked up from their toymaking as the strange humans were plopped down into their domain from the plastic hoses in the ceiling.
Ben: Cha cha cha!
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Post by Dragondrake on May 16, 2016 20:01:56 GMT -5
As all of Josh's guests dusted themselves off and looked around, the hoses behind them made a terrible screeching sound as the largest hose coughed out the Box-ness Monster. The elves ran and screamed in panic. "Save the doll hair!" one elf screamed.." "Every elf for himself!" cried another.
Then, with a blast of cold air and a shudder that silenced the room, the large red double doors trimmed in gold blew open. The smell of cloves and cinnamon filled the room as snow-covered boots stepped down a wooden flight of stairs and entered the room. The stout figure had a commanding presence with his broad shoulders, giant red coat, and a big ol' belly like a bowl full of jelly.
Shadow Daniel's eyes widened, but you couldn't tell because he's just a shadow. "Sa--Santa?!"
Ben: "Sancha cha cha!"
A ruffle was heard in a corner as Methuselah poked his head from around his (well--Josh's) chair. "What's that? Santa? Never heard of him." Then he retracted back into a comfortable position and fell soundly asleep.
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Feb 6, 2019 16:40:05 GMT -5
Santa lead the group out the door and down the stairs, up the stairs, down the stairs, and up some other stairs. Then through another door and out a window, in another window and down some more stairs...
They ended up at giant room full chimneys of all shapes and sizes.
"This is our chimney testing room! Where we maintain a copy of all chimneys uses worldwide." Santa said. "They also double as teleporters."
One of them was labeled "Josh's Goof Off Chimney." Jumping down that chimney would take them back to the house!
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Post by Happy Camper on Feb 6, 2019 16:51:31 GMT -5
In a moment of clarity Josh looked over at Santa "Who even are you?"
"Just a friend."
"I thought you weren't real? How does your sleigh work?"
"What's a sleigh?"
"I don't know, I just assumed you'd know, you have more sleighs than I do."
The group jumped. Back in the house, the group looked around. This wasn't where they started. It was undoubtedly the house as the walls were more or less kaleidoscopes that didn't seen to fit with how they understood their dimension.
"Chaaaa chaaaaa chaaaaaa" Ben said slowly.
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Feb 6, 2019 16:54:40 GMT -5
Scott poked one of the chimneys.
"It's just cardboard!"
He picked it up and threw it at josh, ducking behind a second chimney for cover.
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Post by Happy Camper on Feb 6, 2019 16:59:55 GMT -5
Scott's throw narrowly missed, but not because it was inaccurate. One of the weird kaleidoscope walls was not where a wall should be and was also not where not a wall should be. The chimney flew into the wall and kept hurtling further away somehow, even though the wall was still right next to Josh. Josh reached out and touched it and his arm extended, not via joints. It stretched the same way marbles roll down a logarithmic curve. Josh pulled his hand away from the wall and held the chimney. His hand returned to normal size, but the chimney was still far away, even though it was in his hand.
Josh threw the chimney back at Scott. It didn't immediately move, just started growing. The chimney was rapidly increasing in size and to this very day is huge!
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Post by SkinnyGreenMan on Feb 6, 2019 17:25:08 GMT -5
Scott lassoed the chimney as it moved by, and snagged it, pulling the rope on behind the chimney at high speed.
"Grab on guys, lets see where this chimney takes us!"
The group all grabbed onto the rope tail and was pulled along like a chain through the kaleidoscope room...
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Post by Dragondrake on Jan 4, 2020 11:42:57 GMT -5
The group on the chimney hurtled into yet another kaleidoscope wall. The stretched in a curve, and sometimes duplicated or merged together. Shadow Daniel regained his color after a few merges, though he felt slightly violated.
Daniel: “There’s gotta be a way out of here!”
Daniel pull from his pocket an ordinary pet rock.
Daniel: “Rocky, I’m sorry. I’m sure we’ll meet again someday.”
Daniel chucked the rock back into the room, where the rock hit a button marked “TV POWER.” Everything went dark, and then what appeared to be giant LED light glowed red on one side. Wires and circuit boards could be seen above. One of the boards had “Toshiba” written on it.
Daniel: “Guys? I think we’re still shrunk.”
Ben: “チャチャチャー!”
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